One day my older daughter did funny thing when she went to the toilet. Instead of sitting on the toilet bowl as usual, she is standing in front of it.

Me: What are you trying to do?
DD: I am trying to pee like papa.


These are two teddy bears that my husband brought from Germany. He bought 2 for our daughters.

Papa talking to Older Daughter:

Papa: This is one for you, and one for your sister.

Instead of took only one, she hugged both

Papa: Why do you take both?
DD: Sister is too small. I am taking care of hers until she is big enough to play.

Yeah sure!